Dear Dining Halls,

WHY AREN’T YOU OPENING UNTIL DINNER TOMORROW.

I’ve got loads of instant oatmeal and a vegan can of soup, but eventually I’m going to need some protein considering I’m out of peanuts (again).

NO LOVE,

Emily

This right here is the face of productivity.

Productivity despite having only half a pound of peanuts and a roommate who insists on watching Jurassic Park even though she KNOWS you have a chem exam and a lab practical in two days and can’t afford the distraction of dinosaurs.