Brian and I now have pictures of us together.
it only took six months. 

frontierpsychiatrist:

GUYS, LOOK WHAT EMILY MADE ME.

GUYS, LOOK AT HOW MUCH BRIAN LOVES THE SCARF I MADE HIM.

aspaceinvader:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, BRIAN, STOP IT. I LOOK TERRIBLE. I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. I DO NOT “LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” AND YOU MAY NOT “TAP” THIS UNTIL I’VE HAD A SHOWER AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.

TA DA.

OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT RUN A BATH AND PUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE SOAP HOLDER. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT? I AM GOING TO BLUSH TO DEATH AND THEN DIE FROM HOW PERFECT YOU ARE. 

Oh my god. Baths & ice cream sandwiches, why have I never thought to combine you?