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I was Holden out for this joke.
Let’s see how many people Catcher this one.
I don’t get Rye this is so funny
This kills me. It really does.
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so this is a sign i would definitely drive by and misread as “wet our pants,” but appreciate even more once i realized it actually said “plants.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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My sister got herself this one
file this one under “things i may or may not have to print out and mail to a certain someone”
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Historical puns are high class humor okay
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
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Concerning horse clubs
Emily: i also plan to go to legit ones, like the horse clubs.
me: i hear they really horse around at the meetings.
Emily: i bet there's a lot of neigh sayers, too.
me: how do they get anything passed on a vote!?
Emily: i don't know!
Emily: with all those neigh sayers
Emily: and probably there's an ass or two hanging around.
me: maybe they present the idea, but before voting everyone just mules it over a bit.
Emily: there's probably a lot of bits, too.
Emily: i don't know leather or not this is a good idea...
me: at any rate, it should spur discussion.
Emily: i'll get on the horn and call some people.
Emily: see if this is a good idea.
Emily: i mean, i want it straight from the horse's mouth whether i'm welcome.
me: you should watch out for any shady "oats for votes" deals going on.
Emily: make sure nobody has any sweet, sugary deals going on.
Emily: okay i have to stop this is getting out of hand.
me: but you have to stick to your mane principles!
Emily: this is true.
Emily: i better whip myself into shape.
me: don't want to be blinded in your vision.
Emily: whoa now, brian, easy there.
me: i know, i really jumped the fence with that last one.
