Do you watch 30 Rock? You should watch 30 Rock. And live in my town. And we will high five & give no fucks when people take our honesty as negative horriblitude. Also no one should be tan in December. No one.

I freaking love 30 Rock.

Also, I’ve been sure for a long time that I’m actually supposed to be Canadian, so, like, I probably SHOULD live in your town.