There's something about Dining Hall food.

Laura: Anyway, we made up this story, where we both had unicorns. But his was just normal, and mine killed people. It only killed murderers, though.

Me: So it was a justice unicorn?

Me: I really want to make that into a portmanteau, but then it would be a junicorn, and that makes me think a unicorn with a star of David on its flank. But no, you have a JUSTICE unicorn, Galya would probably have a jewnicorn.

Me: I don't even know anymore. Just ignore whatever I said, it probably didn't make sense anyway.