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Ryn was speaking in a Southern accent.
Me: OH NO I LOST YOUR IPOD.
Ryn: Where could it have gone? We're in a car! There's only so many places to go!
Me: It's under your seat, I think... But I can't get my hand down there.
Ryn: Is there some way I could assist you?
Me: No I've got it.
Ryn: May I please assist you?
Me: NO I'VE GOT IT.
Ryn: Well, right now, it looks like you're giving me a blow job, so I was wondering if I could assist you.
Me: Wait, help with the blow job or retrieving your iPod?
