If there's one thing I know, it's biology.

Me: I'm pretty sure our honors seminar teacher hates me, Yani.

Yani: Well it doesn't help that you feed her.

Me: NO. SHE STARTED IT. She fed me first, and then I fed her back, and then it just kept growing because it's like a positive feedback loop.

Erin: I'm posting that on Facebook, because only YOU would use a biology concept like that to describe your relationship with another person.

Me: You say that like it's a bad thing...