February 2012
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TMI Tuesday.
My dad came to visit me this weekend, and took the opportunity to go ski helmet shopping.
We determined that in a certain brand, a large helmet is too small while an extra-extra-large helmet is too big. Based on the head-circumference measurements accompanying these sizes, his head is somewhere between 61 and 63 centimeters around.
I also decided that I was sick of carrying all the helmets he...
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PLAN IN ACTION
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Groceries? The carrying of giant things? Have you considered taking up painting & carrying canvasses in it? Or being a canvas-deliverer?
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i love my family.
my dad came to visit me this weekend, and brought this shirt for me. IT’S DOCTOR WHOOVES. THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF GALLOPFREY. AND WEEPING ANGEL PONIES.
may or may not be planning on wearing it tomorrow. and i’m only a little excited if you can’t tell.
theguilteaparty asked: Are you my mummy?
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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD.
You would think there would be a school less than 1,000 miles away from Chicago that has at least two epidemiology courses available for undergraduates to take.
but according to my search efforts, there are none. and i hate it.
Is it so much to ask for a school that’s closer to everything I know and love and miss that ALSO offers such courses?
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Do you realize what you're saying.
Amber: EMILY. I HATE CHAPTER SIX OF THE EVOLUTIONARY ANALYSIS.
Me: What makes you say that?
Amber: It goes from AIDS to eugenetics to forced sterilization to orchids, then BACK to AIDS, then to statistic fibrosis and it's just depressing.
Me: Do you need a hug?
Amber: NO.
Me: Okay.
Erin: Did she say "statistic" fibrosis?
Me: Eeeeyup.
Erin: Oh god.
Me: Eeeeyup.
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TODAY WAS GOOD.
So yesterday sucked because I was horribly PMSy/everything was making me cry/I came to the horrible realization that everyone I love and care about is in Chicago and I am in Colorado and that is MUCH too far away when you are crying over everything. (Is that normal, or does my body just hate everything?)
BUT TODAY, I found out my honors seminar professor is writing me a letter of recommendation...
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I am a winner.
I decided to be a good citizen and cut up a cardboard box to recycle it yesterday.
Whilst doing so, I sliced my thumb with the box cutter.
I went to an Urgent Care Clinic today, expecting to get stitches or something, but NO.
They superglued it.
since when is a craft supply considered a medical treatment?
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I have done nothing today.
So now I’m celebrating by watching two TV shows I have recently discovered my affections for:
Parking Wars, and Billy the Exterminator.
i never said i had taste.
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MORE bad combinations:
Chem labs and mondays.
jfdksa;jfdkls; WHO LET ME PUT MY CHEM LAB ON A MONDAY.
why didn’t anyone stop me from doing this to myself.
never again.
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bad combinations.
I just got this really hardcore hand vacuum I ordered off Amazon the other night, and it works really well.
I also appear to be having some sort of mild allergy symptoms, most likely caused by something in my dorm room.
I have a chem prelab due tomorrow that I haven’t started.
this is a bad combination because, if given the choice, i would much rather vacuum the entirety of my dorm room...
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hiding.
hiding in the basement from the Superbowl.
or, hiding in the basement from my neighbor, who is a giants fan, and watches football with a burning fiery passion that does not quiet down no matter how many times you knock on the door and ask politely.
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satans-handmaiden:
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feel the rhythm. feel the rhyme. GET ON UP. IT’S BOBSLED TIME.
You’re only making me want to see it less!
TONIGHT IS TERRIBLE. Not only does Ashlyn not believe in the cuteness of baby hippos, Katie won’t see Cool Runnings.
You know what would be really great? a movie about bobsledding...
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Post-Concert Drive-Thru.
Ryn: Hi, uh, can we have a minute to look at the menu to order?
Drive-Thru Worker: Yeah, take your time.
Me: Dude, do you think they have milk?
Ryn: Probably. Uh, do you guys have milk?
DTW: Milk?
Ryn: Milk.
DTW: Like, moo moo?
Me: DID HE JUST MOO.
DTW: Yeah, I just mooed.
Me: I love you.
DTW: I love you too. Will you marry me?
Me: -laughing too hard to hear the proposal-
Ryn: DUDE HE JUST ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM.
Me: Wait, what? NO. Dude, I'm in a relationship.
DTW: So? I won't tell if you don't.
Me: No way, man. I couldn't do that to my boyfriend.
DTW: Man, alright, that'll be 1.50, pull up to the next window.