February 2011
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Hookers.
Me: I'm praying for a snow day.
Dad: What? Why?
Me: LOOK AT THAT WEATHER PATTERN, DAD. LOOK AT IT. It's huge and headed RIGHT for us, and it's going to drop about two feet of snow.
Dad: Oh, do you know what that pattern is called?
Me: Uh, no.
Dad: Well, it's a hook shape that comes out of Oklahoma. It's an Oklahoma hooker.
Me: Seriously?
Dad: Yeah!
Me: I hope that Oklahoma hooker gets me out of school.
January 2011
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THE ANSWER IS FLURRY.
A group of yeti is called a flurry. (I HAVE PROOF: http://wondermark.com/c/2009-10-30-566nouns.gif)
In other news, a group of blue-footed boobies is called a trap. (as in: DON’T GO NEAR THOSE BOOBIES, THEY’RE A TRAP.)
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Yeti
frontierpsychiatrist answered your question:What’s a group of yeti called?
horde
boltupright replied to your post: What’s a group of yeti called?
abominable snowmen.
satans-handmaiden answered your question:What’s a group of yeti called?
There is no group. Yetis are solitary animals.
Y’all are totally invited to join the research team for our expedition to the...
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What's a group of yeti called?
Seriously, this is a serious question and google is NOT helping.
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Lauren.
Lauren: That's a really orange sweater.
Me: Thanks! It makes me feel like a safety cone.
Lauren: It makes me think of, like, a pumpkin. But a bright, flashing pumpkin.
Me: A flashing pumpkin?
Lauren: Yes.
Me: Are you feeling okay?
Lauren: I think I might need a nap.
Me: Oh, me too.
Lauren: Maybe we should sleep together.
Me: WHAT. WHY DID YOU WINK THERE.
Lauren: Oh, no reason.
Me: Are you trying to tell me something? First you describe me as "flashing," and then you want to sleep with me? I think you're trying to tell me something.
Lauren: Maybe you've just got a dirty mind!
Me: Maybe YOU shouldn't have winked at me.
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I don't like to be rash.
I also don’t like to have rashes, but my annual neck rash has flared up and nothing I do seems to help it go away, AND my eyelid eczema has flared up again.
Eyelid rashes are the worst because they’re really oozy and annoying and gross and they make your eyes feel all nasty and then they’re super obvious and everyone thinks you’ve been crying because your eyes are all red...
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AP Biology is a dream come true.
The love/hate relationship I have with this class continues!
Today in AP Biology we made recombinant plasmids to create ampicillin resistant E. coli. Basically, we’re genetically engineering SUPER BACTERIA and I think it is so fucking cool I can’t even handle it.
And then TOMORROW we get to do GEL ELECTROPHORESIS which I have wanted to do since freshman year and now I finally get to...
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okay what gives.
I post a clip from my favorite movie and i lose a follower.
my fragile teenage self-esteem can’t take this!
what did i do to deserve this? what sorts of posts do i make to regain the followers i’ve lost? why am i so desperate for the approval of internet strangers?
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The Girl Scouts want to go to MagiQuest.
Kelly: Look! I have brochures about MagiQuest!
Me: I don't think I could do this.
Kelly: Why.
Me: This is going to sound silly. Will you promise not to judge me?
Kelly: Of course!
Me: Okay. So once upon a time I watched Labyrinth-
Kelly: Oh, I loved that movie! The one with the goblins, right?
Me: THAT'S THE THING. That movie sort of freaked me out, mostly because the goblin king was David Bowie and he had a mullet-y hair cut and I'm creeped out by both David Bowie and mullets so it was bad news and then this brochure mentions a goblin king and all I can think about are mullets and it's creeping me out. Also the goblins were creepy and scary looking.
Kelly: Well, I'm judging you, and I think you ARE being silly.
Me: THOSE GOBLINS WERE CREEPY LOOKING. GOBLINS WORK AT GRINGOTT'S AND DON'T LOOK LIKE THINGS OUT OF "WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE" WHICH I ALSO FIND SCARY AND CREEPY. ALSO WHY DID THE GOBLIN KING NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE OTHER GOBLINS THAT'S A SIGN SOMETHING IS UP AND-
Kelly: Emily. Breathe. You're thinking about it too much. But, mullets do have a creepiness about them now that you mention it.
Me: Finally someone agrees with me!
Kelly: But also that movie wasn't scary at all and I might have to drag you along on this adventure anyway.
Me: Nooooooo!
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FUCK YEAH.
I’m 58th in my class. OUT OF 670.
also, my cumulative GPA is a 4.0.
I am SO incredibly happy right now.
Have a gif to celebrate how silly I am for caring so much about grades and how absurdly happy I am when I get good grades.
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New Semester
I miss my old classes.
We were getting more stuff done.
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I have spent the majority of today horizontal.
I woke up at 10, went downstairs, ate breakfast. I went back upstairs around noon to clean my room. My stomach hurt, so I laid down. Next thing I know it’s dinner time, about 7 PM.
I am awesome.
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Dear Bra Manufacturers,
Stop putting so much padding in your A and B cups.
Believe it or not, I like having small boobs and do not appreciate all that padding.
It makes me feel like I’m supposed to have bigger boobs than I do. It’s also really frustrating because then the bra doesn’t fit right.
It’d also be nice to not have to try on 30 bras every time I need to get a new one. I’m a busy...
DONE WITH FINALS.
Fuck yeah second semester senior exemptions.
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GODDAMNIT.
I am running out of rubber bands.
How am I supposed to wrangle these 529 notecards I have if I don’t have enough rubber bands to wrangle them all.
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frontierpsychiatrist replied to your post: Thoughts From Today:
coffee > tea
I disagree. Coffee tastes bitter and nasty, like how I would imagine an old lady to taste.
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frontierpsychiatrist replied to your post: Thoughts From Today:
coffee > tea
I disagree. Coffee tastes bitter and nasty, like how I would imagine an old lady to taste.
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Thoughts From Today:
maybe I shouldn’t have waited until it was 15 minutes before the AP stats final to start studying…
Planning ahead is for wimps, you can do calculus, stats should be easy.
holy shit what the hell is this. i didn’t review experimental design, shit i forgot half of stats wasn’t even numbers.
okay maybe i should have planned ahead…
AWESOME FINISHED THE STATS FINAL...
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tinybirds:
snow day tomorrow!
aw yeeeah.
you suck.
i have an ap biology final tomorrow i’m still starting to study for.
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“You just look like you would like to be made out of yarn.”
– My mother, in regards to the “you’re like a five-year-old Muppet” conversation we had a few days ago.
frontierpsychiatrist:
theadventuresoffishlady replied to your photo: Albums that are good: Beck’s Odelay.
it took me a second to realize it was a dog and not a runaway mutant mop.
It is in fact a Hungarian Komondor.
The article says they are sometimes referred to as “mop dogs.”
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Muppets.
Mom: Emily, you're really just a five-year-old Muppet.
Me: What's that supposed to mean!?
Sharing is Caring: Day 7 | Observe; Psych students... →
icaretoshare:
Day 7 | Observe;
Psych students are nuts.
I mean, not all of them. I’m sure there’s a handful or two that are perfectly normal, but I’ve found the majority of them to be absolutely off their rockers in some way or another. Not that this is always a bad thing, but boy, when it is, it really is.
Hey, I’m taking AP Psychology for two more weeks and I like to keep my...
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VICTORY.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE FOUND IT! I AM GOING TO KILL THIS BIOLOGY TEST TOMORROW, HAHAHAHA!
Mom: Emily. Why are you cackling.
Me: Because I found the sheet on Fred Griffith's experiment in mice with pneumonia bacteria. See? Only half of the mice live. Because their strains weren't virulent.
Mom: I thought you were planning world domination in there. Or murder.
Me: Come on Mom, look at me. I am totally not capable of murder. I would get hungry or I'd get distracted and then I'd just end up playing Solitaire.
Mom: Good point. You've got the laugh, though.
Me: I've been working with a vocal coach.
Mom: What?
Me: Nevermind...
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I have my Marauder's mug and it's full of tea.
I also have a biology test to study for.
BRING IT ON, PROTEIN SYNTHESIS.
you are going down.
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The awkward moment when someone you know in real...
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And THIS is why nobody I know in real life knows I have a tumblr. (If they do know, they haven’t told me about it.)
awwww yeah.
Starting 2011 off right by going OUT tomorrow!
…out as in leaving my house to go see Tangled with my friend Ali, but it’s totally being social and I’m pretty excited.