January 2011
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December 2010
68 posts
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The potatoes were asking for it.
Mom: Emily, did you bake the potatoes like I asked you to while I was gone?
Me: I DID! And then I arranged them into a pyramid and left them out because I wasn't sure what to do with them.
Mom: Oh, okay, I'll go put them in the fridge.
Me: I wasn't sure if I stabbed them enough, though.
Mom: Um, Emily, these look like punk rock potatoes. I think if anything you stabbed them TOO much.
Me: I think I might have been getting revenge for that potato lab in biology.
Mom: The one you had the bad dream about?
Me: THEY WERE VERY UNRULY POTATOES IN MY DREAM, OBVIOUSLY THE IRISH POTATO GODS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.
Mom: Irish Potato Gods?
Me: It could happen.
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WHAT FONT DO I USE?
I’m applying to college and it wants me to upload a Word document with my essays in it.
Do I use a specific font or will just any decent one work?
hannahisdead:
theadventuresoffishlady replied to your post:oh come on, all I want to be in life is a sexy…
I’d do it, but first I’d have to get a job that required a sexy secretary, or at least SEEMS like it would. all i want in life is to be a muppet though, and i’m not sure muppets need secretaries.
I’ve got it. you can be a CEO of a textile company that makes the fabric for muppet costumes....
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I almost forgot about TMI Tuesday. →
What is going on, this would have been a tragedy if I had forgotten to do something I only started to do three weeks ago.
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RETURN OF THE WIG HAIR.
Once upon a time I performed in the holiday band concert for my school, and there was this really obnoxious guitarist with the orchestra who was obnoxious and his hair looked like a wig but it was his real hair.
I took an opportunity to tell him his hair resembled a wig, and he agreed with me, because he also thought his hair looked like a wig. (IT WAS EVEN MORE WIG UP CLOSE. seriously, it was...
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When someone cute calls me cute.
Every time.
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I LOVE TUMBLR.
aglimpseoflife replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat. I mean,…
The E is definitely a British/Canadian thing, ie: only for the cool people. So feel free to use it.
frontierpsychiatrist replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat. I mean,…
can i agree with hannah
hannahisdead replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat....
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I LOVE TUMBLR.
aglimpseoflife replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat. I mean,…
The E is definitely a British/Canadian thing, ie: only for the cool people. So feel free to use it.
frontierpsychiatrist replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat. I mean,…
can i agree with hannah
hannahisdead replied to your photo: I really love this sweater and this hat....
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That feeling you get when you unsnap your bra...
-diamondbullet:
singtoher:
THIS IS MY LIFE.
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MY PLAN ALMOST WORKED.
Mom: Hey, Emily, have you seen my baking sheet?
Me: What baking sheet?
Mom: The big silver one with the edge all the way around. I had two of them, and I only see one.
Me: I, uh, borrowed it.
Mom: What do you mean, "borrowed it?"
Me: OKAY WELL I NEEDED IT TO WRAP A GIFT BECAUSE I LOOKED HIGH AND LOW FOR A BOX IT WOULD FIT IN AND I COULDN'T FIND ONE AND I SWEAR I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T NEED THAT BAKING SHEET AND NOW YOU DO AND NOW I FEEL REALLY STUPID.
Mom: Y'know, this is almost as great as the year you taped the tape dispenser to the present you were wrapping to make it look like something else.
Me: I still don't know how I pulled that one off.
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TOTES MCGOTES.
I hate tote bags with a burning fiery passion after today.
I wrapped a tote bag today.
With a baking sheet and a placemat.
Because the canvas was too rigid and sturdy for me to fold it into a box (And I looked high and low for a big enough box).
And now I’m really, really hoping my mother doesn’t need that baking sheet or that placemat in the span of the next two days.
Anonymous asked: Who would you have sex with?
Anonymous asked: Who would you have sex with?
Anonymous asked: Oooh, anon is asking many questions, I shall add mine:
How many toes are on your left foot? And can you touch your nose with your right pinky?
How many toes are on your left foot? And can you touch your nose with your right pinky?
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on boobs?
Anonymous asked: Oooh, anon is asking many questions, I shall add mine:
How many toes are on your left foot? And can you touch your nose with your right pinky?
How many toes are on your left foot? And can you touch your nose with your right pinky?
Anonymous asked: Least amount of clothing you've ever gone outside wearing?
Anonymous asked: Is there anybody you "like"?
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on boobs?
Anonymous asked: Do you ever wish that you had bigger boobs?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever gone without wearing underwear?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever gone without wearing a bra?
Anonymous asked: Least amount of clothing you've ever gone outside wearing?
Anonymous asked: Is there anybody you "like"?
Anonymous asked: Do you ever wish that you had bigger boobs?
Anonymous asked: How often do you shower?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever slept in the nude?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever gone without wearing underwear?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever gone without wearing a bra?
Anonymous asked: How often do you shower?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever slept in the nude?
Anonymous asked: What color underwear are you wearing?
Anonymous asked: What color underwear are you wearing?
Anonymous asked: What's your bra size?
Anonymous asked: What's your bra size?
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It's TMI Tuesday and you know what that means... →
Leave me questions you’d feel too awkward otherwise asking! I have anonymous enabled for that very reason! This offer only comes once a week so take advantage of it!
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I get an A+ for remembering things.
I forgot to return a school library book before break…
It was due over a month ago.
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Never Alone!
frontierpsychiatrist replied to your post: Things that bother me:
i used to have a good answer for this one.
onefootboy replied to your post: Things that bother me:
sigh
onefootboy liked your post: Things that bother me: hannahisdead liked your post: Things that bother me:
I think that college is obviously too depressing. I mean, I’m depressed just thinking about it AND I...
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Never Alone!
frontierpsychiatrist replied to your post: Things that bother me:
i used to have a good answer for this one.
onefootboy replied to your post: Things that bother me:
sigh
onefootboy liked your post: Things that bother me: hannahisdead liked your post: Things that bother me:
I think that college is obviously too depressing. I mean, I’m depressed just thinking about it AND I...
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Things that bother me:
People asking where I am going to go to college, as if I already know.
GUESS WHAT.
Not only do I have no idea where I am going, I also have a completely unrealistic dream school as my first choice and it’s really depressing to be reminded of how unlikely it is you’ll get in when you tell people about it.
This is why I don’t talk about college. Because it’s depressing.
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I FEEL AWESOME.
It’s a strange combination of sleep deprivation, not wearing pants, Tumblr and fleece blankets, but I feel so awesome right now I don’t even care that I’m not getting anything done.
PANTS REALLY ARE OVERRATED, JUST GETTING THE WORD OUT.
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Anonymous asked: first kiss?
Anonymous asked: first kiss?