February 2010
49 posts
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January 2010
52 posts
Okay, so i still have to:
-plan spanish
-write english rough draft
-AP Euro notes
-aaaand finish sorting the stuff from my desk out.
The sorting is going to take the longest and be the hardest.
Today I'm going to...
In no particular order:
-Finish sorting out the stuff from my desk
-move the old desk out
-shower
-eat something resembling a lunch because i just realized i’m hungry
-homework (plan spanish project, write english rough draft, start AP euro notes if I feel ambitious, also that humor in arguments worksheet, i think that’s all i have, wow this is gonna be a good weekend.)
UGHRRRGGGGFFFFGGRRHHHHGGG. (The sequel)
-i’m tired
-MY FINGERS ARE BLUE, MY HOUSE IS TOO COLD.
-this homework is taking entirely too long
-i really want to just take a nap. Right here. on top of my homework.
Dear Apple,
bellicosity:
iPad? Really?
Did you have to rub it in that you had no women involved in the naming process?
(Are you making one for low-flow days? One with wings? One for overnight?)
Regards, Leah
The Shuffle looks more like a tampon now then ever before.
WHO WANTS TO SATIRIZE WITH ME?
I need a topic to satirize for my english class.
I’m writing an actual satire, i need to write the proposal by tomorrow, i know there’s plenty of things i’d like to change, but the only thing i can think of is HEALTH CARE and that’s pretty intense.
Do you wonderful tumblrs want to help me out?
LIFE, STOP SUCKING.
I want to drop honors physics and take regular physics instead.
however, to do this I have to get past my teacher, the department chair, and my parents. (That’s from least to most difficult, mind you.)
My mom didn’t want me to simply email my counselor because she didn’t think it was a good idea for me to go through with dropping the class.
Mom, I’ve been struggling all...
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1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions...
Physics lab.
Me: Do we want to collide the cart with the mass bar into the other one?
Vince: Sure, why not.
Me: It's gonna go flying, but who cares, LET'S BREAK THE EQUIPMENT!
DAMN YOU, HABSBURGS.
I thought you all DIED FROM INBREEDING back around CHARLES THE SECOND.
THAT WAS BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING 17TH CENTURY.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN 1848?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
i’m so confused right now.
Dear Irish Ancestors,
So I decided it’d be cool to learn Gaelic, right?
It’s a really…strange language, compared to what I’m used to.
I’ll let you know when I can do more than greet people.
I WILL EMBRACE MY IRISH HERITAGE, I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
Love, Emily
Grades.
Dad: Emily, I'm confused about your grades.
Me: What's up?
Dad: You're getting an A in Calculus.
Me: Yes.
Dad: And a C in Physics.
Me: Yes.
Dad: Why.
Me: Probably the same reason I was doing a letter grade better in spanish than english for second semester freshman year and all of sophomore year. And why I got 100% on my first semester final for European History, but only 95% on my US History first semester final.
Dad: Wait, what?
Me: GRADES WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
Oh hell no.
Physics teacher, you did NOT just tell me that regular level physics would be inappropriate and boring for me.
Physics is boring no matter how you slice it, and I don’t give a shit that I’m in calculus. This is not calculus based physics, this is algebra based physics.
I don’t understand the concepts, my grade has significantly dropped, I want an A in science again....
Dear Dad,
Way to come home and start bitching at me for taking over the entire table.
It’s nice to see you too.
Reblog with what day your birthday is, and the...
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Dear School Email,
You better start working, and soon, because there will be hell to pay if I can’t email my counselor and my teacher about dropping a class.
honors physics has gone on far too long and I’m not going to deal with it anymore.
No love until you work again, Emily
Cookies.
So apparently a couple of my closer friends decided to bake cookies for practically everyone they knew on New Year’s Eve, and delivered them to their houses.
I was really pissed that I didn’t get any, but then I remembered that they’d have to make an entirely seperate batch just for me, and that’s just totally unnecessary, so then I didn’t feel so upset that I...
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THIS.
Dear Mom,
why do you want to make tortillas.
We live in America.
You can buy those at the store.
Love, Emily
Not so awesome day.
Crunched some numbers.
I got a 73% on my physics final. That gives me a C for the semester.
I got a 92% on my english final. That puts me at a B+ for the semester, but it’s sort of in that range that teachers sometimes round up, so we’ll wait and see about that.
sort of disappointed in myself, kind of upset at how disappointed my dad was, seriously considering dropping to non-honors...
I'm writing Conan a letter.
I’m gonna miss him. :(
do you guys want me to say anything else?
Awesome day.
-My mom donated money to the Haiti victims, and apparently my dad’s employer matches certain donations. This would be one of those. THIS GAVE ME HOPE.
-Found out i got a 95.56% on my Calculus final, which puts me at an 89.859 for the semester. I did the math, had i gotten one more point on the final, i would have gotten the A. I’m pretty sure he rounds up though, so that’s...
Pencils.
Me: Can I use a number three pencil on the scantron?
Physics Teacher: WHAT? They make tho-
Me: -shows the number three pencil-
Physics Teacher: You WOULD have number three pencils.
Lobsters.
Me: -putting books in my locker- DUDE I HAVE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE IN HERE! That totally makes my day.
Andy: You WOULD have Harry Potter in your locker.
Me: You say that like it's a bad thing. I LIKE HARRY POTTER. I'M A DORK. I REALIZE I WILL DIE ALONE.
Andy: What, like a crazy cat lady?
Me: Actually, I'm allergic to cats, I was thinking more along the lines of lobsters.
Andy: Wait, LOBSTERS?
Me: YEAH! I'd liberate them from the grocery store and start a revolution! FOR LOBSTERS!
Andy: You've been hitting the AP Euro notes a little too hard.
Me: There is revolutions happening in Europe all the time. I don't think there's been any time period we've covered that didn't have some sort of revolution.
Andy: I'm still trying to grasp the concept of a pet lobster. WHAT DO THEY EAT?
Me: ...I'll figure that out.
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because we’re a MINORITY, and we need to be REPRESENTED.
WINTER, GO AWAY.
My skin does not agree with winter at all.
And i realize that makes me sound like I’m some sort of stuck-up princess, but it’s not something silly like “IT WASHES ME OUT.”
It’s more like my skin gets irritated. Like giant red splotches all over my face and my neck that are all scaly and hard and painful.
I mean, i realize that some kids my age have acne problems...
Dear Bud,
You’re quite a lovely iPod.
However, you’re a first generation nano, not that I’m judging or anything, but you’re almost full. You only have 84 megabytes free.
It makes me sad to realize the years of wonderful times we’ve had together may be ending for good.
Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan, maybe i can do an overhaul and get rid of the music i never listen...
EXTRA CREDIT!?
Extra credit in AP Euro if i make a snowman resembling a historical figure.
I’m thinking either anyone from the french revolution (Post-guillotine, mind you) or Martin Luther in his days as a monk (PINE NEEDLES AS SNOWMAN HAIR BEST THING EVER THANK YOU NEIGHBORS FOR GIVING SNOWMEN HAIR.)
I also had sudden inspiration for doing several snowmen in chairs at a salon during the enlightenment....
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Scarves.
Brenda: I see you're wearing a scarf today to cover up that hickey of yours.
Me: It's actually a rash, Brenda, we went over this yesterday.
Brenda: I still don't believe you.
Me: LOOK AT MY ELBOWS AND MY EYELIDS WOMAN, I JUST HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN. Plus, that would be like massive, mongo-hickey. It's a tad too big.
Brenda: You would get a massive hickey.
Me: MY LIFE IS NOT THAT EXCITING. STOP PRETENDING IT IS.
Brenda: Anyway, it's a cute scarf.
Me: Thank you.
Brenda: Even if it is covering up the evidence of the scandals you've been participating in.
Me: Or the evidence of my skin problems...
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Brian: you broke the tumblr
Me: NO I DIDN'T.
Brian: YES YOU DID, DO NOT DENY IT
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UGH.
Not only was today long, it was filled with ups and downs.
+Played steal the bacon on scooters in gym -Fell off scooter +realized you could connect the scooters to make a mega-scooter, became idolized by my gym class
-Failed a spanish quiz. (at least it’s just a quiz but STILL.)
+Signed up for AP Stats next year (Just because i’m in AB Calc now doesn’t mean I should take BC...
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Has anybody else got their wisdom teeth yet?
lovelikeasailor:
I started getting mine at 13 :|
two are completely, one is half out and my fourth is starting to.
I got mine out before i started high school (the summer I was fourteen), and pretty much everything except the root had formed. i also finished braces before i started middle school (twelve), so i’m just ahead of the game.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY LIFE IS A LIE
i thought the muppets were left-handed because Jim Henson was a lefty.
BUT THEY’RE LEFTIES BECAUSE THE PUPPETEERS AREN’T.
I-
I-
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
I THINK I MAY JUST CRY.
Persuasion.
Dad: EMILY, we have an extra ticket, do you want to go to The Beatles tribute band tonight?
Me: Uhhh... Not really?
Dad: OH WHY NOT?! It's like... It's like... It's like the musical equivalent of Colonial Williamsburg!
Me: What, are they up there churning butter or something and singing about it?
Dad: No.
Me: WELL THEN WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT?
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Dear Tumblr,
you seem to be a land of abundant answers and awesomeness.
my hair is ridiculously static-y.
What should I do to fix this problem?
inflightradio:
I am so tired right now hello hello is anyone that i would actually want to talk to online
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i’m bored and incoherent and all i really want is more orange juice
we should talk.