February 2009
150 posts
Katie, Katie, Katie...
Katie: So wait, what happened?
Me: I accidentally washed my phone.
Katie: But it looks fine.
Me: THAT'S THE THING! Tonight i accidentally hit a side button and the screen started to work again, I thought the screen was dead!
Katie: That's crazy. It's like your phone was on a drug trip and decided to come back tonight!
Me: My phone is on drugs?
Katie: Yes. It is on drugs.
January 2009
99 posts
Johnny Appleseed
Did anyone else ever realize he was literally a pothead?
I laughed for a good minute about this.
Prognosis
The Ken has a permanent disability.
We’re going to try to get him replaced. If that doesn’t work, apparently my mom’s friend’s daughter is upgrading from her chocolate so I might get that. Or maybe I’ll just deal with it because I like my phone.
I like the last one. I’ll actually have to CALL people to talk to them, and I’ll have to actually KNOW their...
Anyone know a good place to buy vinyl online?
frontierpsychiatrist:
I’m sick of having to wait until I have the time to travel thirty miles to the nearest record store.
It’s the vast, endless expanse that is the internet. Google is your friend.
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I am a crazy person.
(via hannahisdead)
We all are. In some way or another.
Doors
It’s been rather odd lately.
People have actually held doors open for me.
I must not be invisible anymore…
FUCK YEAH!
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news:
Blagojevich can now be referred to as FORMER Governor Blagojevich.
I, however, will just call him B’ich.
:C
The Ken might have a permanent disability. (Oh, I named my cell phone The Ken. I name all my electronics. makes me feel less crazy when I yell at them.)
So after the wild ride through the wash, I took out the battery and then let it dry for a few hours and tried to turn it on. The keypad lights up. but that was it at that point. (For the record, I tried again yesterday and I can make a call, but...
Things that Bug Me:
When I see someone use the wrong they’re/their/there, the wrong to/too/two or the wrong you’re/your.
It’s almost as bad as a crooked picture frame…
Or folded pages in a book.
Or worse yet: someone sets down a book so the pages are against the table, which breaks the spine of the book and causes it to fall apart sooner.
Just saying…
:(
My phone might have drowned in the washing machine.
Time will tell if it has survived.
And if it hasn’t, I’m pulling out the tiny screwdrivers and I’m gonna MAKE the thing work.
Color!
I like color.
I like bright, obnoxious colors that make your eyes hurt when you look at them.
But I know they’re hard to look at, so I don’t use them when I change the colors up on my theme. Please click the little icon next to this and possibly comment if it’s too bright for you. I’d like to know.
WWII
inflightradio:
theadventuresoffishlady:
inflightradio:
Does anyone know it well? Because I hate my history teacher, and this study guide focuses on the very few, small, boring details and amplifies them.
How well is well?
“Why did the Soviet Union invade Poland?” I know the interesting things well, like the holocaust, but I couldn’t care any less about USSR.
The Soviet Union was originally...
WWII
inflightradio:
Does anyone know it well? Because I hate my history teacher, and this study guide focuses on the very few, small, boring details and amplifies them.
How well is well?
Our Melamine: There's Mercury in High Fructose... →
(via apsies)
Nobody tell my mother. She freaked when she heard about the BPA in nalgene bottles. I don’t want her raiding the pantry and throwing away the Monster Bites. (Bite-sized granola bars.) They’re one of the few snack foods that I can eat. :(
Things I don't need to know.
“[Niels Bohr] is one of the very few people who felt the need to write rough drafts of postcards.” Wow, thanks World of Chemistry! I would have never known that Bohr was such a, well, bore.
What a day.
Today was a really long day. It started when I woke up. (Go figure) So I got dressed and I went to Walgreens to get passport photos. Then we went to target while we were waiting for the pictures to be printed. BACK to walgreens, then to the post office, only to find out the passport hours start at noon and it was only 11. Then I go home and finish my Spanish homework and then we go to the post...
My worst fear is getting in a cheese grater...
(via jumpumparound)
Been there and done that. Grated my pinky. Didn’t put it on my pizza.
“Dec. 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United...”
– chicago gov. rod blagojevich. AAAAAAAAAGH WHO IS THIS GUY. (via brookehatfield)
That guy would be the ILLINOIS governor/general mental patient. There’s something wrong with him. Just ignore every piece of news about him until you hear he’s in jail.
Onions.
I’m going to be making mega batches of chili for a fundraiser soon. We’re going to refrigerate the onions to keep them from making us cry. (The enzyme that releases the sulfur will be slowed-the sulfur is what makes you cry.)
But I think we need an onion cheer. Any ideas?
this is mean
inflightradio:
copaface:
inflightradio:
but I think I like my tumblr franz more than my real ones. :|
I’ve got the same problem, but with all my interwebz friends D:
rofl, same. :3
I made friends on the internet when I had no real friends-they’re still my best friends even now that I have real ones.
Is it just me?
Or does it seem that most animals that are missing parts (one eyed, three legged, that sort of thing) are named LUCKY?
“If you smoke more than one bundle of roofing at a time today, I’m going to...”
– Alyssa (we were reading the outsiders and making fun of the names. She turns to me and was going to say either ‘if you smoke more than a pack of cigarettes’ or ‘if you carry more than one bundle of roofing at a time’, but somehow they got merged to create this little gem of a...
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Anything Goes!
Anything Goes is my school’s musical this year.
The set is going to be a boat.
I’m so freaking excited.
We can play all-crew Ships and Sailors! It’s going to be ALMOST as great as all-camp Ships and Sailors, solely because of the fact we don’t have awesome camp names at stage crew. And you can’t out-do daycamp.
Choking on a rice cake
(via whatannoysus)
This happened to me today. Reason 2,253 I Miss Bread: Bread didn’t break into small, light pieces that flew into the back of your throat that decide to stick there and choke you.
gluten free life.
clemencyforclem:
I have recently come to the conclusion that maybe my life would be better without the over abundance of gluten that I consume.
it is possible that 90% of america is allergic to gluten.
the definition of gluten is as follows: wheat. or flour. or grain (such as oats)
what this basically means is that my body cannot process this type of food correctly, causing me to become sick....
CHANGE
new look in honor of the inauguration-feedback would be loved.
Bleh.
I don’t want to go back to school tomorrow.
I don’t care that it’s a late start.
I have health instead of driver’s ed, which sucks because I really loved my driver’s ed car and all the good times we had laughing about the stupidest things, like my Jesus rash.
I want to watch the inauguration. It’s going to be historic and awesome. …and also, we’re...
Banana Bread
One of the things I’ve missed the most since finding out about my wheat allergy is baked goods.
I miss cheesecake, I miss cookies, I miss brownies, I miss cake.
But I’m making banana bread tonight because my mother forgot to eat the bananas she bought and they’re all brown now and my wheat free baking mix has directions on the side. I’m pretty excited.
Pirates Snatch 95% Of Music Downloads →
Part of me thinks this might be part of cause of the economic crisis…
To the point where I might actually attempt to locate my lost iTunes gift cards.
I just tripped over my crayon box
hannahisdead:
theadventuresoffishlady:
hannahisdead:
and almost died. D:
Killer Crayons: Tonight at 10 on Channel Five news.
Hey, it could happen. Those crayons get violent, man. They are serious business.
There should be some kind of awareness group.
Or maybe not. Because I love crayons enough to where I carry an altoids tin filled with them.
I just tripped over my crayon box
hannahisdead:
and almost died. D:
Killer Crayons: Tonight at 10 on Channel Five news.
When people mispell Barack Obama. It's not Barak!
falconry:
(via whatannoysus)
Or Barrack.
The girl behind me in social studies turned in notes from the debates for extra credit, consistently spelling it “Obamma.” Drove me nuts considering he was our senator for several years…