February 2012
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bad combinations.
I just got this really hardcore hand vacuum I ordered off Amazon the other night, and it works really well.
I also appear to be having some sort of mild allergy symptoms, most likely caused by something in my dorm room.
I have a chem prelab due tomorrow that I haven’t started.
this is a bad combination because, if given the choice, i would much rather vacuum the entirety of my dorm room...
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hiding.
hiding in the basement from the Superbowl.
or, hiding in the basement from my neighbor, who is a giants fan, and watches football with a burning fiery passion that does not quiet down no matter how many times you knock on the door and ask politely.
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feel the rhythm. feel the rhyme. GET ON UP. IT’S BOBSLED TIME.
You’re only making me want to see it less!
TONIGHT IS TERRIBLE. Not only does Ashlyn not believe in the cuteness of baby hippos, Katie won’t see Cool Runnings.
You know what would be really great? a movie about bobsledding...
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Post-Concert Drive-Thru.
Ryn: Hi, uh, can we have a minute to look at the menu to order?
Drive-Thru Worker: Yeah, take your time.
Me: Dude, do you think they have milk?
Ryn: Probably. Uh, do you guys have milk?
DTW: Milk?
Ryn: Milk.
DTW: Like, moo moo?
Me: DID HE JUST MOO.
DTW: Yeah, I just mooed.
Me: I love you.
DTW: I love you too. Will you marry me?
Me: -laughing too hard to hear the proposal-
Ryn: DUDE HE JUST ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM.
Me: Wait, what? NO. Dude, I'm in a relationship.
DTW: So? I won't tell if you don't.
Me: No way, man. I couldn't do that to my boyfriend.
DTW: Man, alright, that'll be 1.50, pull up to the next window.
January 2012
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obnoxiously cute couple post
Just ordered matching mugs for Brian and myself from Walgreen’s.
They’re The Treachery of Images-combined-with-flying-reptiles-that-are-not-dinosaurs themed, because finding a cool mug is really hard, so making your own is at least 10 times better.
Mine is supposed to arrive next Tuesday. I’m very excited.
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There's something about Dining Hall food.
Laura: Anyway, we made up this story, where we both had unicorns. But his was just normal, and mine killed people. It only killed murderers, though.
Megan: That seems fair.
Me: So it was a justice unicorn?
Laura: Yes.
Me: I really want to make that into a portmanteau, but then it would be a junicorn, and that makes me think a unicorn with a star of David on its flank. But no, you have a JUSTICE unicorn, Galya would probably have a jewnicorn.
Galya: Wait, what?
Me: I don't even know anymore. Just ignore whatever I said, it probably didn't make sense anyway.
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FUN FACT:
Grumpy looking lady professors teaching upper-level biological anthropology courses don’t take kindly to freshmen being in their class.
As the sole freshman in said class, I took the grumpiness and concerned looks that said “CHILD YOU ARE INSANE” to mean that it was probably a good idea to drop that course and pick up another one.
Turns out there’s still a spot open in an...
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FUN FACT:
Brian and I have been dating for almost four months now, and there’s still no photographic evidence of us being together.
December 2011
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BACK IN ACTION.
Remember when I knit Brian a Tom Baker scarf?
Yeah. So do I.
Started knitting MYSELF a scarf a few days ago, hopefully it won’t send me into a month-long knitting hiatus upon completion.
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TO DO:
-Write that essay for that book you haven’t read because holy shit it’s due wednesday
-study for chemistry because holy shit i’m going to fail if i don’t
-LAUNDRY because holy shit i’m out of underwear
-pack because holy shit i’m going home in six days
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PRODUCTIVITY DOOOOOOWWNNN
Things I need to do:
Write a full sentence outline on the history of nuclear power due tomorrow.
Things I want to do:
Sleep.
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IF YOU MOVE TO CANADA, TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Will do!
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aspaceinvader replied to your post: Uncalled for.
Do you watch 30 Rock? You should watch 30 Rock. And live in my town. And we will high five & give no fucks when people take our honesty as negative horriblitude. Also no one should be tan in December. No one.
I freaking love 30 Rock.
Also, I’ve been sure for a long time that I’m actually supposed to be Canadian, so, like, I...
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deviouslynormal replied to your post: Uncalled for.
Some people enjoy being petty even after high school. I don’t really understand it, but apparently it’s true.
You’d think that it’d be even less in an honors hall. But apparently being socially mature doesn’t come with being smart.
IT TOTALLY SHOULD THOUGH, because I’m trying SO hard to not do anything mean to this girl....
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Uncalled for.
I went to the bathroom and a bunch of girls are in there having a hair dye party. The one is commenting that she wants her hair darker, and I comment that I think that she shouldn’t, because she’s pale like me and darker hair wouldn’t suit her complexion.
She then proceeds to tell me off. Apparently calling her pasty isn’t allowed, because she’s “usually pretty...
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SRS PROBLEMS.
not knowing what to get your family members for christmas.
this is kind of an issue because i am a poor, uncreative college student, so i need to not only think of something, it also has to be CHEAP.
November 2011
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Dear Dining Halls,
WHY AREN’T YOU OPENING UNTIL DINNER TOMORROW.
I’ve got loads of instant oatmeal and a vegan can of soup, but eventually I’m going to need some protein considering I’m out of peanuts (again).
NO LOVE,
Emily
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Brian and Muppets and Brothers, OH MY.
Me: Hey, do you want to see The Muppets Movie on Wednesday night?
Brian: I would definitely like to see the movie.
Me: I will order tickets then! My brother will probably tag along, FYI.
Brian: So we don't get all hootchie in the dark?
Me: Yes. Probably.
Brian: Well there goes my plan.
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fjdks;fjkl;a
a girl who lives down the hall from me thinks she’s pregnant.
the other girls in my hall are getting all gooey and insisting we all come up with baby names.
I’M JUST TRYING TO WRITE AN ESSAY.
THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS GREAT BUT THIS GIRL HAS BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL FOR A MONTH NOW.
THE FACT SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS TELLS ME SHE’S MAKING DUMB CHOICES.
i mean,...
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Being the best girlfriend ever isn't easy.
Especially when there’s that awkward moment when you realize the Tom Baker style scarf you’re knitting for Brian is long enough for you to wear it AS IT IS STILL BEING KNITTED.
October 2011
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Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
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theadventuresoffishlady replied to your post: Reasons I hate Canada, #1:
hey, hey, hey. don’t diss chicago. THAT’S THE LAND OF MY BIRTH. also, if you direct any rage at the USA i will come to canada and smack you so hard…
okay. that’s lame. threadless is awesome, but the amount of time their international shipping seems to want to take...
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theadventuresoffishlady replied to your post: Reasons I hate Canada, #1:
hey, hey, hey. don’t diss chicago. THAT’S THE LAND OF MY BIRTH. also, if you direct any rage at the USA i will come to canada and smack you so hard you’ll be seeing stars and stripes for weeks.
I’M SORRY, OKAY. I JUST REALLY WANT THE STUFF I ORDERED. IT’S BEEN SO LONG.
WHAT DID YOU ORDER? IS IT ANY...
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ATTN: ALL KNITTERS, PUT A PENGUIN IN A SWEATER →
Dear Tumblverse,
There’s been an oil spill in New Zealand. This means a bunch of tiny, adorable penguins are being affected, as they ingest the oil when they preen their feathers, and their feathers cannot insulate them properly to keep them warm.
Skeinz is a company that seems to want to fix this, as they have instructions on how to knit a PENGUIN SWEATER and an address to send them to in...
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Ryn was speaking in a Southern accent.
Me: OH NO I LOST YOUR IPOD.
Ryn: Where could it have gone? We're in a car! There's only so many places to go!
Me: It's under your seat, I think... But I can't get my hand down there.
Ryn: Is there some way I could assist you?
Me: No I've got it.
Ryn: May I please assist you?
Me: NO I'VE GOT IT.
Ryn: Well, right now, it looks like you're giving me a blow job, so I was wondering if I could assist you.
Me: Wait, help with the blow job or retrieving your iPod?
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If there's one thing I know, it's biology.
Me: I'm pretty sure our honors seminar teacher hates me, Yani.
Yani: Well it doesn't help that you feed her.
Me: NO. SHE STARTED IT. She fed me first, and then I fed her back, and then it just kept growing because it's like a positive feedback loop.
Erin: I'm posting that on Facebook, because only YOU would use a biology concept like that to describe your relationship with another person.
Me: You say that like it's a bad thing...
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This is college.
hanging out with your parents when they come to Colorado to visit you, and sharing a table with your brother who’s coloring a My Little Pony coloring page of Rainbow Dash while you work on your four year plan.
did i mention my brother’s almost 17?