The other day, I was stylin'.
Ashley: Emily, what are you wearing? You look like you just got off the boat.
Me: Uuhhhh, well, i have my grunge water resistant footwear, my awesome floor-length band skirt, THESE AWESOME LEGGINGS UNDERNEATH -shows off leggings-, my old speech coat, and my rainbow scarf?
Ashley: The skirt and the coat and the scarf make you look like you just came over from Europe in, like, the eighteen-hundreds.
Me: -Conan O'Brien style Irish accent- OH YES, THE POTATO FAMINE... THAT WAS NOT FUN.
Ashley: -laughing- That was an insult to Irish people everywhere.
Me: -no more accent- Good, I'm allowed to insult my own people.
Ashley: You're a great person.
Me: PSH WE BOTH KNOW I'M GOING TO HELL. it's gonna be great.
Dec 18th
I LOVE THE CRUCIBLE (just this part...
Cheever: When I spoke with Goody Proctor in that house, she said she had never kept no poppets. But she said she did keep poppets when she were a girl.
Proctor: She has not been a girl these fifteen years, Your Honour.
Hathorne: But a poppet will keep fifteen years, will it not?
Proctor: It will keep if it is kept, but Mary Warren swears she never saw no poppets in my house, nor anyone else.
Parris: Why could there not have been poppets hid where no one ever saw them?
Proctor: [furious] There might also be a dragon with five legs in my house, but no one has ever seen it!
Dec 8th
What's that?
Amber: Girl, what is that on your neck?
Me: What, the rash?
Amber: It's a rash? It looks like a massive hickey.
Me: No, it's a rash, or dry skin or something. Feel it, it's all rough.
Amber: Well, i guess it was a little presumptuous of me to say it was a hickey. This is you we're talking about.
Me: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
Amber: I love you?
Me: YEAH YOU BETTER. I love you too.
Dec 3rd