more questionable decision making…
Remember that one time i knit a fourth doctor (read as: an obscenely long) scarf as a gift for a guy i was dating?
Remember how i said i would never agree to knit such a ridiculous scarf again?
Guess who is knitting a fourth foctor scarf for the doctor who dash con committee to auction off.
That’s right, THIS FOOL.
So like keep yo’ eyes peeled for updates on this scarf because i know you all want my awesome crafting skills on your bodies.
is there a female equivalent of bros before hoes?
supposedly it’s “chicks before dicks”
also “sisters before misters.”
We have made contact with the mother site! And they like us! But, they asked us to change our name.
So forever more Tumbl Con USA will be known as DashCon.
Same logo, new URL! Look for tickets soon! Exciting news coming in the following two weeks, very very exciting news!
Cap’n Emily’s School for Pirates
Are you looking for a way to learn how to be more pirate-like, but don’t know where to go?
Come to Cap’n Emily’s School for Pirates. We offer courses in the following subject areas:
-sewing (for sails AND wounds!)
-basic first aid and disease prevention
-horseback riding (probably works for dolphins, too, and you might need to make a speedy land getaway after plundering)
-modern piracy (we put the PirateBay to shame)
-talking like a pirate
courses are not accredited by any institution. we don’t exactly have any official degree programs. also we don’t offer gun shooting or sword fighting because that shit’s dangerous and i don’t want to get accidentally shot or stabbed by a student that would be gross and sucky. emily has no experience being a pirate but feels she is qualified to teach most of these things.
What are you waiting for? SIGN UP TODAY.
if you can’t tell, i just failed organic chemistry. like 40%, F-, failed. when my friend victoria saw how dejected i was, she told me to start a school to teach people how to be pirates if i couldn’t assemble a sufficient crew. this is the result of that pep-talk.
Thanks, horse ebooks. Very helpful for my upcoming forensics exam.
well this is frighteningly appropriate for my life.
The ship's already sunk.
Dad: Well, I have to say I admire your dedication to OChem despite the fact you're failing.
Me: Oh, it's practice.
Dad: For your summer course?
Me: No, for when I become a pirate captain. I have to learn how to go down with the ship!
Dad: Oh, okay then.
Me: Although at this point, it's probably just more stupidity than anything else that's keeping me going.
Dad: Perseverance, Emily. That's called perseverance.
Me: So it's not just called stupid? Well, you learn something new every day.
let’s play a fun game
it’s called “give emily a shoulder rub, cookies, or corn chips.”
first one to reach me and give me one of those things wins.
i have an organic chemistry final tomorrow.
it’s mathematically impossible for me to get a grade high enough for a D in the class.
Fun fact: I was getting the same percentage grades last semester, but there was a massive curve saving my ass.
well, at least i have a back-up plan.
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I just found this today and it’s super cool and updated really frequently and it’s really quite fantastic so i’ll just leave this here for anyone who wants to get into everybody’s genes.
"We just need to cure HIV already, so then I don’t have to study it and people don’t have to keep getting it. It solves two first world problems, and also a second and third world problem."
— i’m studying for an immunology final and someone asked me how it was going.
Jesus, that bed doesn’t even need Benedict to be porn.
SERIOUSLY???? CAN YOU NOT YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD STOP BEING SO PERFECT
guys i think we need to make sure he means plush toys and not taxidermied owls because one is adorable but the other is a little creepy.