Totally watching the Spongebob Movie.

Mr. Krabs is a lefty. :D

mliaverage:

Today, I discovered that you can mail a banana as is. All you do is write the address and place a stamp on it and then put it in the mailbox. Mind blown. MLIA.

I may have to do this.

Who wants a banana?

To Do:

-Never become an engineer.

Dear Allegra,

YOU NASTY LITTLE BITCH.

YOU’VE BEEN THE CULPRIT OF THESE NOSEBLEEDS.

HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE, AND REALLY YOU JUST DRIED OUT MY NASAL PASSAGES AND GAVE ME NOSEBLEEDS.

I’m going back to Zyrtec.

I can deal with sneezing fits. I can’t deal with nosebleeds.

THERE WILL BE NO BLOOD,

Emily

Yahoo! Answers.

It’s a magical place where you can find out anything you’ve ever wanted to know and then some you don’t and some you didn’t know you wanted to know.

In the past few days, I’ve learned Isaac Newton endured great suffering towards the end of his life due to kidney stones and Gary Busey can fit five cinnamon rolls in his mouth.

mliaverage:

Today, I saw someone posting about weird laws in their state. I thought to myself, surely there would not be such laws in Iowa. Apparently, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants, men with mustaches may not kiss a woman in public, and one-armed piano players must perform for free. Go Iowa? MLIA.

Okay, who had the horse that tried to eat the fire hydrant?And why did it cause such a problem that it had to be illegalized in Iowa?

i don't get why americans like british accents

lovelikeasailor:

gonnagetyouhigh:

lovelikeasailor:

gonnagetyouhigh:

awwwwshit:

jealousminds:

passionformusic:

gonnagetyouhigh:

i actually don’t know if you do

just what i see on telly

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ACCENT THOUGH :(

WHUT there isn’t?

NO! HOW CAN THERE BE AN ACCENT THAT IS A  CROSS BETWEEN EVERY PART OF ENGLAND, EVERY PART OF WALES, EVER PART OF SCOTLAND AND EVERY PART OF NORTHERN ISLAND.
THIS MAKES ME RAGE LIKE A BITCH.
just because i hate the word British. i will never ever be British.

oh now i understand, aha, no i meant in general like people on telly are always like oh british accents <3

idk :\ ignore me

lol don’t worry i weren’t ranting at you. i get what you mean.
just annoys me that everyone refers to our accents as british, it’s like is it that hard to decipher a scottish from an english, a welsh from an irish?

Speaking as an American, I just want to say that when I say ‘british accent’ I am referring to an English accent, even though I know that Great Britain/Britain refers to the UK as a whole, and the UK includes Northern Ireland but not Ireland.

Also, I can’t say I know what a Welsh accent sounds like.